Jokes.

Someone told this joke while we had a discussion at the Kopitiam. It was about our Lawyer and our Contractor friend. We had a good laugh and in the end both the Lawyer and the Contractor argued with each other who was rightful to settle the bill.


Never trust a Lawyer.


A Billionaire has three good friends, a Headmaster, a Priest and a Lawyer. He gave each his good friend a million dollar and told them to put the money in his coffin when he died.

The Billionaire died and the Headmaster could only put $700,000 as he claimed that he used $300,000 to repair the school roof. The Lawyer was angry with the Headmaster. The Priest could only put in $500,000 as he claimed that he used the money to repair the Church and some for charity. The Lawyer was also angry with the Priest for not fulfilling their promises.

When came to the Lawyer’s turn, he proudly wrote a cheque for $ 1 million and deposited it into the Billionaire”s coffin. He declared he was the only true friend of the Billionaire.



Contractors.


Someone in Heaven was inquisitive about Hell and asked God to peep at Hell. God allowed and in return someone in Hell wanted to see Heaven. It was also allowed. Soon everyone in Heaven and Hell wanted to see each other’s place.

God being fair granted their wishes and asked them to build a Bridge linking at the middle between Heaven and Hell. Overnight the bridge part from Hell to Heaven was completed. The Heaven to Hell part was incomplete.

The Hell dweller was grumbling and the reasons that God gave there were not enough Contractors in Heaven to do the job.