Thursday, August 13, 2009

A Politician and a Prostitute.

A Prostitute – pay them, they entertain you and have a nice screw. (use the cap, please).
A Politician – give them vote, they whacked your money and you got screwed.

Therefore a Prostitute is better than a Politician, in a way. At least you get the pleasure. How long the pleasure last, depending on your ability and skill.

Is it??? Whatever, we must avoid these two characters. Stay far away from Prostitutes and avoid Politicians. Whatever way we handle them they would screw you upside down and you ended up the looser. Both characters are only interested with your money. They normally pretend to be nice with you when you are with them, when done, they would not even recognize you.

I was in Dunes Hotel Casino in Las Vegas late 1989 sitting alone addressing the one arm bandit. A young beautiful Hooker, Mexican look approached me whether I was alone. I said yes but I did not tell her my family was up in the room. You wan’na have a good time? I told her plain no. The one arm bandit was more lucrative at that time. The bandit was pouring me plenty of coins. She moved away politely perhaps looking for an innocent victim. The next day as I was strolling with my family I saw her sitting on the bench, we exchanged glances as if we had never met. She did put up a smile. Maybe she was saying that man bullshitted me last night. He wasn’t alone after all. She was just one of the many Latinos hanging around in Las Vegas. Everybody come to Las Vegas to make money. I came to look for the brightest city in the world and the world most Civil Engineering marvel of Hoover Dam. I donated back to the Dunes the small winning I make last night. I was screwed after all.

A Politician I knew met me on the eve of Polling Day and I told him not to worry Dato, you would definitely return home easily tomorrow. True enough he won but during the Victory Dinner he did not even recognize me. It was either he had too many to complement or I was not that important to him. It was ok, fine with me, during the last General Election I voted for his Competitor instead. He was knocked off and serves him right. The Politician screwed my pride but I had the opportunity to screw him back and now he is just one of the countless Datoks in Malaysia. Before, I address him as YB Datok but now just Latok.

In this world everybody would jump to the opportunity to screw each other.

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